Poker sucks, so here are some jokes.

25 05 2014

A couple of  good poker jokes:

“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told a neighbor. “You didn’t do it, did you?” “I have to admit I did — though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven’t done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!”

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”

Gambling Quotes:
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.   Steven Wright
Poker is like sex – everyone thinks they’re the best, but most people don’t have a clue what they’re doing.   Dutch Boyd
If you’re playing a poker game and look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.   Paul Newman.
I borrowed Stewie’s time machine and took a picture of my chip stack as of next Friday at Bob’s. Just giving you all fair warning.cutcaster-photo-100619209-Big-stack-of-cips
The stats: POKER 2014
Eel out.



One response

28 05 2014
The King of Donkeys

I’m not coming this Friday, Tyler is celebrating his birthday. Good luck to all you donkeys! Hey Mauro, let’s see a positive finish this week! I’m sending you my good luck vibes, use them at will!

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