Dave’s First Post

17 05 2014

I know it’s crazy, but I’ve actually convinced Spaceman Dave to write this week’s blog. Take it away Dave!
This is the Council of Love meditation to guide you in anchoring your sacred self in the Divine Mother’s Tsunami of Love. The more often you do this meditation the more potent it will become. You are anchoring and activating not only for your sacred self but for the collective of humanity. There are many who have gone through the ascension portal and have basically turned around and come back with the additional insight, energy and paradigm to assist with the rest of humanity, because that is the agreement.

The unity, the heart consciousness, the ability to create and to co-create with us? Yes. But it is not to wake up and find yourself. It is an expansion, expansion, expansion, until, because you are flying so fast and so high, you simply fly through that portal. And the human collective has put the proviso, or the desire to the Mother directly that they would like to do that together. But it is the journey. It is the tools, it is the understanding. It is ‘I have the understanding and therefore I am ascending. The Mother has revealed that she………, Oh fuck it! Why should I care if you guys don’t. Fine! You heathen communists can rot in the dirt with your soulless carcasses. I know where I’ll be! I’ll be ascending through the portal of the Eternal Mother’s Tsunami of Love!! …. And deal me some fucking Aces too will ya? And dammmmit, NO WILD CARDS!!!! I’ll get you bastards!! I’m done with writing this blog!! To hell with all-a-ya!!

 

Wow, Dave, relax buddy. Go into the light and find your chakra again. Now breathe…, good man. While Dave is relaxing I will bring up a very ugly incident last night.  I looks like an old familiar specter has decided to rear up its ectoplasmic head and remind us once again of the sad days of 2010-2011. I speak of course of a series of hands that were played that culminated in the hand of the running Kings. We were all there and we all saw what happened. The fact that chips and cards didn’t go flying was a testament to Mauro’s new-found ability to control his temper. As to the donkey-ness of a certain son-of-mine, all I can say is that I hope this is an isolated incident and that the Poker Gods have not decided to renew their love affair with Mr. Beef. For those of you who were not there during the aforementioned sad days of 2010-2011, this kind of un-natural shit used to occur on a weekly basis. Since that time, Alex has reverted back to his mortal self and subsequently has become a much more pleasant person to play against at the table. Everyone gets to have at least one lucky-as-shit night and for our sanity’s sakes I hope this was an isolated occurrence.

Now, Alex, before you get all defensive on me let me state that the reason I’m focusing on you again is because of the way these hands went down. A $30 bet against a previously aggressively betting Eric and he folds a better hand to your pocket twos. Fair enough, well played. But then a $30 bet against an equally aggressively betting Mauro and he calls because he’s thinking “there’s just NO FUCKING WAY  that he’s got me beat on this hand”, and then you pull a set of running Kings out of your ass to beat his set of 10’s. It was a cruel way to win and it left us all sadly smiling, shaking our heads and thinking wow. here we go again. Anyway, you’ve had a very lackluster year so far and I don’t wanna get down on you, so enjoy this big win, for what it’s worth. Just don’t enjoy it too often.

Well, that’s it for my weekly gripe. We need nick-names for Paul, Chris and Murray (Poker Face? The Weasel?). Please send in suggestions, as continuing to call them Assholes is just not right! Tune in again next week where (hopefully) Eric (The Lawyer) Wolfharde will bless us with his humour and compositional skills. Until then, I remain your humble servant. Ok Dave, you can go home now.

Der schtats: POKER 2014

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Eel out.

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6 responses

17 05 2014
BRAVEFLAPS

Hey I don’t like “The Lawyer” anymore than the rest of you (but of course I am always ready to help anybody find a good one whenever needed).

Henceforth my blog name shall be BRAVEFLAPS because you will never take away my freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!

Especially the freedom to make stupid bets resulting in egregious losses and even worse folds.

(Well played Alex, hope the trunk wasn’t too uncomfortable and it didn’t get too crowded back there when we ran into those nosy cops and Mauro went all Pulp Fiction on them).

17 05 2014
The master

My choice for nicknames:
Murray the Weasel
Paul The White Head
Sad Face Chris

On a separate note: I think Dave is hitting the weed again.

17 05 2014
The master

Eric, without a doubt “The Law”

17 05 2014
Anonymous

What happened during that hand was horse shit luck.
I’m gonna add something though. In 2011 I was playing poker almost every day. I was determined to beat you all and prove my dominance in poker. I played extremely aggressive and that payed off because you can win by aggressively stealing pots or by getting lucky. That’s poker!
I’ve fallen back to earth because I don’t play much anymore. Only on Fridays. To say that I donked my way to two consecutive titles is bullshit and you all know it. I will enjoy my big win all week long and try to do it all again next week!

17 05 2014
Robert the Bruce

I am back and ready to kick some of your poker aCes. IF WE ONLY HAD 50 GRAND TO BUY THE POKER COMPUTER TABLE.It doesn’t misdeal or bet out of turn or fold out of turn and it times you out after 60 seconds. Boy that would be great.

22 05 2014
sireelpoker

Ooh, I forgot to mention, the game is at Murray’s.

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