I Hate Poker

12 09 2010

For blog content, see title.

Donk for last week was Alex. Game is at Dave’s again for this Friday. No stats yet, and quite frankly, I don’t give a rat’s ass anymore. By the way… (see title).

Spic (over and) out.

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30 responses

12 09 2010
The Angry

I remember many years ago when you told us proudly that Scientology revealed that you had the IQ of a “genius”. I laughed hard then and I laugh harder now! I am just letting you know that I will not be visiting you again in the hospital for any self inflicted maladies of pussyness! Get over it you silly bastard. You would think with the girth of your stomach that there would be some kind of intestinal fortitude. Hahahah!

12 09 2010
The Angry

OK, this is my veiled attempt to tell you that you still have it to be a “contender”. Don’t be a pussy! You’ll fight your way out of this!

13 09 2010
beef

No I am not taking donk of the week for last week. Dave & Mauro said they didn’t even vote. I refuse because I saw many donks that night & mine didn’t even make the top 3. Sorry but please go fuck yourselves!!!

13 09 2010
sireelpoker

Dave voted you as Donk o’ the Week when I asked him, and Mauro refrained. You can mark in your stats any way you like, but in mine you remain, as voted by the majority. Nothing personal because as you may recall, I voted for someone else. In the end, who really cares, it was started by Dustin and he’s never playing with us again anyway due to his joining the ‘Sea Org’. Don’t count on seeing him again anytime soon.

13 09 2010
The Angry

ok, retraction time. to be clear, the eel was ill last year and it coincided so well with his other condition at the time that i forgot that it was not one and the same. my apologies! now, would you like to trade places with one of us bottom feeding four? what a jackass!

now, my beef with the beef. you do not throw off coloured remarks at me and not expect to pay! i am one of the people on this planet you don’t want to annoy! just for fun, i am going to project a possible scenario for you in the future! picture this, you are well on your way to white trashdom. yup, think of me when you’re sitting there in your rubber folding chair with beer in hand next to your trailer in the park! did i just throw the fear of god into you? hahahah!

the rampaging angry

13 09 2010
Bob

I think the curse is off my back cause I finally won a tourny at cascades last night.I have to say it is the first tourny that I”ve played with no donkey calls and getting sucked out.Sd you deserve this week donk honours and wear it with pride.

13 09 2010
beef

No numb nuts the donkey of the week was started by me!!!!!!!!

13 09 2010
beef

Fuck you guys are worse than the government. So you can keep the DON going if you want to, but since I started it at the beginning of the year, I am going to finish it myself. I will from now on decide who the donk is in my opinion because at least I wont discriminate. Dad you voted for Bob as donk of the week 2 weeks ago. Yet you we’re a 4 to 1 dog pre flop & you both got it in pre flop, so why should that count as donk of the night? What, just because he beat you? This is the shit that I’m talking about. There were much worse suck outs yet you still voted for him. So it isn’t accurate. So…. I will make it accurate by deciding who the donk week in & week out. You can keep it going if you want but to me it will be completely irrelevant.

13 09 2010
sireelpoker

So do what you will, but I for one will not abide by one person’s opinion. Who the fuck do you think you are, Stalin, Hitler, Napolean, or some other dictator? Democracy rules, oh son of mine. No one has yet firmly disputed his DoW status, until you came along. Take it like a man and accept it. Majority Rules!!!!!!

13 09 2010
beef

Oh & Kenny, if you truly believe I am a donkey for calling you in position with 95 suited when we’re both deep stacked then you need to really start reading at book.

13 09 2010
sireelpoker

Alright Lum, now I deal with you. You give me so much to work with, I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s start with your insults. It takes imagination to insult someone without it being taken personally. If you want to insult a supposed ‘friend’, without him being offended, you attack the things that are not real (like when I say that you’re gay, which you obviously are not), or things that are beyond your control (like being Chinese). There are other examples too, but the important thing is that you do it with tact and in a tongue-in-cheek manner. You insult me for being fat, stupid, lazy, and worthless, among many other things. The problem here is that you truly do mean it, and then… it’s not funny anymore, regardless of how you dress it up. Am I fat? Yup. Could I do something about it? Yup, but for one reason or another I choose not to. Am I stupid? No. Am I dumber than you? No. I personally challenge you to any IQ test you name and I will gladly take it with you and we’ll see who the smarter one is. Am I lazy? To some degree yes, but then so is most of humanity, so I’m not alone. Am I worthless? Ask that question to those people who rely on me and to those who love me.
Yes, I’ve made mistakes in my past, Scientology being one of them. But when you insult me for that, you’re also insulting Mauro and my sister. You’re also insulting the billions of people out there who had the guts to take a leap of faith and actually believe in some sort of religion in order to try to achieve some sort of enlightenment. At least I had the balls and imagination to crawl beyond the tiny boundaries that people like yourself have confined themselves in for their whole lifetimes. You live in a small world and you lash out at those who try to reach out beyond the walls that confine us. I’ve used this word twice before, Ken, but you do lack imagination. In order to expand your horizons you must do more than just travel, you must allow your mind to travel as well. You must also allow yourself to make mistakes, because that’s how you learn and grow as a human being. So please don’t insult me for having made mistakes in my past.
I have a theory for why you do this. I think it’s a defense mechanism. The idea is to hurt him first before he hurts me. I believe that deep down inside you’re a scared little boy who’s been hurt so deeply that it’s left an un-healable scar in your soul, and you don’t want anyone to hurt you that way ever again. You offend me because I’m the only one you can offend with impunity. Just remember that you can only go so far without there being permanent damage.
And despite having said all this, I don’t believe that it’s going to have any affect on you. For one, you cannot expect a blind man to see, and two, you don’t respect me enough to take anything I say seriously anyway. But I do still love you Ken, and you are and always will be my best friend until the day one of us perishes. And despite what I said about you, you are one of the most likeable people around. I just wish you weren’t such a petty, close-minded, pessimistic asshole. Kiss kiss.

13 09 2010
The Angry

mr eel, i told you already i felt i went over the line. and yes, my therapy has helped! i will try to be more tolerant of your insults in the future and hit you with less hurtful insults in return. and speaking of impunity, i have let you get away with much more than you care to remember! however, be clear i see it as open season when somebody crosses my line. be forewarned to you all, i will strike again when provoked but not without good conscience!
i vote for beef just because he done me on the trip 9’s and because he hurt my feelings!
angry out with a clear conscience

13 09 2010
Bob

wow,that was a mouthfull of hard love.

14 09 2010
sireelpoker

Damn right

13 09 2010
Bob

ken you should kiss his ass now.

14 09 2010
beef

Hey nobody has firmly disputed his DoW status because nobody got screwed like I did! I got fucked over earlier in the year too! One night there wasn’t a single bad beat so you all decided to make me DoW just because I hit a flush! One thing I really don’t like is when I feel people are being unjust to me, & that is exactly how I feel right now.

14 09 2010
sireelpoker

Waaaaaaaaaa……..

14 09 2010
Bob

Everyone is betting bigger to protect against the donkey factor.How many limp pots do you see now?This will make people fold the crap except the weed guy still hasn’t learned yet and the king rag fellow.

14 09 2010
The Angry

esl bob,
what is the proper response to a racial insult? do you keep quiet? stay equal in insult and if so, how do you measure? or go big one step further to stem the tide or maybe all hell breaks loose? having to deal with this shit all my life has been a process. i still don’t know. how do you deal with dumbasses that think it’s cute to throw a harmless chinese jab of some sort? you know exactly what i’m talking about!
i am essentially a pacifist. however, sometimes my perpetrators are too easy if i choose to retaliate.
remind me of an incident in high school i will tell you of on friday. i believe kharma came around on this one. be clear, i have been no angel all my life but i have been doing what i can to “pay it forward” so to speak, when i can.
the angry and philosophical out

16 09 2010
sireelpoker

Well written ken, worthy of publication in a newspaper, I must say. Too bad you don’t write this blog more often.

14 09 2010
Jack "the Master"

This blog is starting to sound like an alcoholic’s anonymous meeting or a reality show. Let’s call it: Who can hurt the most without bleeding… or maybe who can bleed the most without hurting? Wasn’t this thing supposed to be fun?

15 09 2010
Bob

reminds me of the jerry springer show

25 09 2010
Karen

Ok…don’t be dissin’ my Jerry Springer! I am (un)happy to report that Good Ole’ Jerry is a relative of mine! Yes, it’s true- my grandmother (Ida Mae) was a Springer from Ohio!!! hahahahahhahaha. Making my claim to fame…being related to Jerry Springer…lucky me, huh?

🙂 Karen

27 09 2010
sireelpoker

Hey Karen, nice of you to chime in too. Too bad you’re too far away to join us in a game. My son needs to be beat into submission by a real poker pro.

16 09 2010
sireelpoker

This blog can be anything you want it to be. Ok, it can’t be Denise Richards, but you know what I mean. It most often is funny and informative but it ca also be a place to vent your frustrations as I often have. In a way, it’s like a diary where others read and respond. I like that, and that’s the way this blog should be. Personally I am heartened by the number of comments as it shows that there is some passion out there.

16 09 2010
tartan donk

Holy moley I thought the blog was dead. LONG LIVE THE BLOG

16 09 2010
sireelpoker

Ron, call me, been trying to call u for days and I can’t get thru.

16 09 2010
Bob

WTF kenny, Where in my comments above do you come up with racist remarks?Maybe you should go for an ESL course if you can’t read or understand the comments.If I make a comment like driving habits or something, I just tell it like it is.Does guilo mean anything to you or have you heard that term?

20 09 2010
the angry

bob, you’re so white you have no idea what i’m even talking about! but most white guys like you wouldn’t understand. my comments are not directed mainly at you anyway.

22 09 2010
sireelpoker

Sorry for no blog, but time has been of having none. Game is at my place on Friday. I’ll try to post updated stats, but no promises.

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